Within the wild, an ostrich can run quicker than a horse. In in the present day’s Good Worth or No Cube Mustang, that’s been evened up, as this pony wears pimply ostrich upholstery together with its crimson velour seating. Let’s resolve what such an expressive combo may correctly fetch.
Being too large for one’s britches means to be overly boastful or cocksure, with britches being a derivation of the phrase ‘breeches’ or pants. That phrase additionally might simply describe the $28,500 asking for yesterday’s 1985 Toyota Corolla AE86 GT-S. No matter whether or not it might be thought of a traditional or not, most of you discovered that worth too large a leap for the little Corolla, spanking it down in a large 96 p.c No Cube loss.

One thing else I believe most of us can all agree upon is that, when it was new, the Foxbody Mustang in 5.0 guise provided the perfect bang for the buck cash might purchase. For the higher a part of a decade, Ford imbued the evergreen pony with sufficient energy to maintain a whole barrel of monkeys joyful at a worth that probably wouldn’t break the financial institution.
This 1993 Mustang LX 5.0 comes from the final yr of manufacturing for the Foxbody and is considered one of round 27,000 convertibles constructed that closing yr. A further 25,000 notches and 57,000 hatchbacks left the manufacturing unit for 1993, making the mannequin’s swan music a strong gross sales success. The succeeding SN95, whereas nonetheless based mostly on the older Foxbody platform, was massaged sufficient to not be thought of in the identical league as the sooner version.
One other nice side of the Mustang’s reputation basically, and the Foxbody’s particularly, is the sturdy aftermarket trade that exists for efficiency and look.
Painted Vivid Pink with a complementing white high, this ’Stang doesn’t present any aftermarket goodies on the outside. Even the manufacturing unit five-spoke alloys are nonetheless current and accounted for, and so they look completely respectable. Nothing appears amiss with the paint both, and whereas the highest appears a bit frumpy from some angles, that’s probably simply its pure bed-head look.

It’s within the inside, nonetheless, the place issues get much more attention-grabbing and distinctive. Popping open a door reveals that the whole cabin has been redone in customized crimson velour and ostrich skin-patterned upholstery. That extends to the door playing cards and rear seat surrounds, cocooning passengers in fowl pores and skin and crimson accents.
Different modifications embody ‘5.0’ embroidery on the headrests, USB ports within the console, and a two-tone crimson and white liner for the convertible high. It’s all fairly outrageous and never one thing you’ll see daily except you purchase this specific automotive.

A number of the misses right here embody a major sag in that customized high liner, noticeable put on on the door sill’s weatherstripping, and the truth that the T deal with for the four-speed automated seems to have been put in backward.
The seller promoting the ’Stang doesn’t give us a lot to go on within the advert, preferring as an alternative to make use of the house to tout their “fast and straightforward” financing choices. Nonetheless, we will glean from the highlights that the automotive has a clear title, 122,555 miles below its belt, and is in “glorious” situation.

An under-hood shot reveals the 205 horsepower port-injected 5.0 V8 in unmolested form. It rumbles by way of a twin exhaust, culminating in a pair of the longest chromed tailpipes possible. A set of new-appearing Riken tires places the ponies on the pavement, and so they all appear to be with out difficulty. The value for all this Mustang-ness is $13,900.

What’s your tackle this 5.0 with a customized ostrich inside and that $13,500 asking? Does that appear to nonetheless provide a whole lot of bang for the buck? Or would paying that a lot be a birdbrained thought?
You resolve!
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H/T to Jim Reyce for the hookup!
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