You see, Stanford’s Band (its full Christian title is the Leland Stanford Junior College Marching Band) does little skits with talking roles throughout downtime at soccer video games, and on Saturday, one in every of their skits was “The Band Buys A Cybertruck.” Regardless of the very fact Stanford’s campus is within the coronary heart of Silicon Valley, California, the group of scholars aimed the less-than-useful truck and its many flaws.
Principally, throughout halftime of the Virginia Tech-Stanford recreation, somebody stumbled round Stanford Stadium in a little bit Cybertruck costume. Because the band carried out the music “Life within the Quick Line,” the cardboard Cybertruck ran across the discipline. All of the whereas, one of many narrators stated it seemed like a “3D mannequin of a DeLorean rendered utilizing a fax machine’s graphics card.” God, these individuals are such dorks, however dammit, I respect them. In addition they stated it seemed like “a kindergartner’s artwork mission” and poked enjoyable at its many remembers.
To actually convey all of it dwelling, the Cybertruck goes into “Autopilot” and instantly crashes into the Stanford Tree. Brutal. Lastly, an individual carrying a raccoon costume assaults the truck as a result of they “mistook it for a dumpster.”
Ya realize it’s little issues like this that make me really feel like I’m not alone or out of my gourd for pondering the Cybertruck is one thing we should always all be mocking.
The official Stanford Band X account posted the entire script on the social media web site, saying “If we disappear from twitter you’ll know why lol.” Right here’s the complete transcript so you may actually really feel such as you have been there:
A1: AND NOW, again from educating HokieBird the guitar riff from Free Chicken, it’s the one, the one, the actually incomparable Leland Stanford Junior College Marching Band
(ITOTOTTILSJUMB)!!
A2: Sadly l’ve been getting a number of messages these days asking why the band doesn’t march.
A1: Some folks simply don’t perceive. Nonetheless, l’ve been fascinated by a method we are able to enhance our model, and I believe I might need simply found out what we’ve been lacking.
A2: Wait what-
A1: Unveiling for the primary time ever, the unofficial official band automobile, the LSJUMB cyber truck!
An individual carrying a cybertruck costume runs onto the sphere. Your entire time the band stares at it in confusion and scratches their heads.
Tune: Life within the Quick Lane Formation: CAR → HUH
A2: Uhhh….what’s that?
A1: It’s the band cybertruck!
A2: This factor seems like a 3D mannequin of a DeLorean rendered utilizing a fax machine’s graphics card. The place did you even get the cash to purchase this??
A1: Don’t fear about it, it’s all the fad proper now.
A2: By all the fad, do you imply literal rage, or highway rage?
A1: Extra like outrage.
Tune: Panic Station (Perhaps prime to mes. 21)
Formation: CAR -> RAH
A2: To be trustworthy, I don’t like this, this factor ought to solely exist as a kindergarteners artwork mission.
A1: Perhaps you’re proper.
A2: Additionally, is that this even secure? The entrance trunk seems prefer it may take somebody’s finger off.
A1: I believe you imply frunk.
A2: Okay, however there have been security hazards proper? Didn’t they’ve a bunch of remembers?
A1: 1 imply yeah, however they most likely caught every thing. Right here, simply watch it go into autopilot, I believe that’s essentially the most interesting characteristic!
Tune: Reptilia
Formation: A Large Rectangle with an entrance on the facet and a exit within the entrance (the place the announcers are)
Automotive: Cybertruck robotically enters the rectangle then shortly will get circled (auto pilot isn’t working). Bumps into the tree, barely budging the tree, lastly finds the exit to the place the announcers are.
Digicam: Reducing to each the cybertruck and the common cuts to the band
A2: That was…..embarrassing.
A1: 1 guess this actually didn’t work, hopefully I can return it and get my cash back-hey get away from there!
Digicam pans over as an individual in a raccoon costume assaults the particular person carrying the cybertuck. The band is shocked and begins laughing, stays on the sphere an additional thirty seconds.
A2: What was that?!
A1: Properly, it seems like a raccoon mistook it for a dumpster.
A2: This was a nasty thought. From you, and the man who dreamt up this abomination from the longer term. Let’s simply neglect that this ever occurred. Be a part of us subsequent time after we make enjoyable of extra automobiles that deserve it, you’ve been watching the one, the one, the actually incomparable Leland Stanford Junior College Marching Band (YBWTOTOTTILSJUMB)!
